'This Blows': Stephen Colbert Mocks Trump's Failed Attempt To 'Save Face'
'Late Show' host Stephen Colbert said President Donald Trump's trip to Canada this week for the G7 summit 'did not go smoothly' as he unveiled a trade deal with British Prime Minister Keir Starmer.
Trump tried to show off the document, but ended up dropping many of the pages.
Colbert broke out his Trump impression.
'Five-second rule, I can still eat it!' he cracked.
Colbert said 'Trump tried to save face' by blaming the wind, but 'Late Show' host was skeptical of that explanation given the lack of any evident wind.
'Sure, wind always makes things fall straight down,' he said. 'We all remember when an apple fell on Sir Isaac Newton's head and he declared, 'This blows.''
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