29 Tweets That Made Me Laugh So Hard My Coworkers Had To Silence Me

OK, this collection could just be funny because of sleep deprivation, but I'm sharing these with you because we both deserve to laugh.
Here are my favourite tweets from this week:
2.
The divine prophecy has been fulfilled. https://t.co/CQt68sh3IS pic.twitter.com/s2i72dA3gl
— Pope Crave (@ClubConcrave) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @ClubConcrave
3.
Mummy Pig of 'Peppa Pig' posing with her ultrasound for her third child. (via Good Morning Britain) pic.twitter.com/vI9SFTXOw2
— Pop Base (@PopBase) February 27, 2025
Twitter: @PopBase
This one made me laugh for a good five minutes.
4.
i feel like i just read hieroglyphics https://t.co/wCVlGbpdWk
— Maffy (@matthewduchesne) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @matthewduchesne
6.
First scam text that's almost gotten me pic.twitter.com/g8J7hUyp8i
— Mark Schindler (@MG_Schindler) February 25, 2025
Twitter: @MG_Schindler
7.
pic.twitter.com/13vLFMJdrn
— ⛧ (@vamptact) February 25, 2025
Twitter: @vamptact
8. Like it's an award!
Donkey receives a redesign for 'Shrek 5.' pic.twitter.com/tMpU5HdmJM
— Pop Base (@PopBase) February 27, 2025
Twitter: @PopBase
9.
SpongeBob cleaning the window here because he's a sponge https://t.co/saDvkX0ljN pic.twitter.com/cwoQtE06E8
— Sponge 🦑🧽 (@SussySpongey) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @SussySpongey
10.
i'm gonna kill this guy pic.twitter.com/aM53deHce9
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) February 25, 2025
Twitter: @FilledwithUrine
11.
Short n' severed. https://t.co/NblPlr67Np
— Apple TV (@AppleTV) February 25, 2025
Twitter: @AppleTV
12.
pic.twitter.com/b7r3g2AvuL
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) February 25, 2025
Twitter: @contextdogs
13.
pic.twitter.com/efqziPQIXm
— 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) February 27, 2025
Twitter: @hourly_shitpost
14.
she looks like she killed sirius black https://t.co/H5yOiyyb95
— aster⁷★ (@asterllus) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @asterllus
15.
Academy voters when they have to watch a movie pic.twitter.com/X9QbdvamqI
— Fire Walk With Morrison (@DaMovieGuy09) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @DaMovieGuy09
16.
This is what my posture is like pic.twitter.com/wZSUA5jq9Z
— ava (@westcoastwinter) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @westcoastwinter
17.
pic.twitter.com/FgMCFIkkpy
— Satan (@s8n) February 27, 2025
Twitter: @s8n
18.
pic.twitter.com/8pz7WEzZxk
— corb (@awshuqs) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @awshuqs
19.
Why you having a baby then?! https://t.co/fL5uubjUBd pic.twitter.com/CdKFNIvecc
— James St. Patrick ⚜️ (@OnlyDrTony) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @OnlyDrTony
20.
The only time I have experienced "FOMO" in my life is when I got kicked out of a vietnamese sandwich restaurant at 11:30PM so the illegal vietnamese uncle gambling games could start in the back
— donald boat (@laserboat999) February 27, 2025
Twitter: @laserboat999
21.
the text you want to get from your best man two hours before the wedding: pic.twitter.com/FOeGBxft27
— vocal-fry barbie (@JumboCarnation) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @JumboCarnation
22.
Now that's advertising pic.twitter.com/zeP5rdDvzb
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @HumansNoContext
23.
The Shrek 5 trailer: pic.twitter.com/2nAAGqZbPP
— Aleks Phoenix (@AleksPhoenix) February 27, 2025
Twitter: @AleksPhoenix
24.
tell her jeff hardy still doin it pic.twitter.com/DZQVb3My4z https://t.co/Uouvg9Ns5n
— s✰mael (@shadowIung) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @shadowIung
25.
pic.twitter.com/cfCA5Tr5o8
— 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) February 25, 2025
Twitter: @hourly_shitpost
26.
We found bruv in a blokeless place
— Thomas White (@len0killer) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @len0killer
27.
"do"?????? https://t.co/BZhZ84Xb82 pic.twitter.com/xbM3XFC8kw
— 𝓑ᥫ᭡ (@quesadaaa_) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @quesadaaa_
28.
i thought this was the letterboxd cheese pic.twitter.com/6Q80iet6yZ
— nat🍉 (@caseyscooke) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @caseyscooke
29. And finally...
With everything I got going on I wouldn't even notice https://t.co/7ZiG1OOsMf
— jill (@stevienicks420) February 26, 2025
Twitter: @stevienicks420
Upon reflection, it was sleep deprivation — I'm so sorry. Anyways, thanks so much for scrolling, bestie. Have a nice day.
I laugh at oddly shaped trees, TBH. The bar was low.
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