It's amazing what you have to be expert at these days...
Reader Chris Sherwood was alighting from a train and glanced at this poster, when the chap next to him nodded, then said: 'Fleetwood Mac by Candlelight, eh? Beats using electric guitars and a drum kit, I guess.'
Food for thought
Moggy owner Linda Bridges admits being a tad confused.
'I can never understand,' she says, 'why tinned cat food isn't made from mice and birds. I have yet to find half a tuna on my door-mat.'
Din-dins disaster
Okay we traduced cats.
Now it's time to show some good old-fashioned journalistic balance, by having a go at dogs, too…
Reader Bob Muir says: 'There's nothing sadder than the look on my dog's face when I drop food from the table and he realises it's lettuce.'
Boozy banter
Who needs the wisdom of ancient proverbs when there is so much more to be learned from brand spanking new proverbs, fresh off the shelf?
Reader Matt Ennis was in his local hostelry when a tipsy pal standing next to him at the bar nodded ruminatively, then dispensed the following sage advice.
'Never hire an electrician with no eyebrows,' said he.
Hitting out
Golf is allegedly some sort of a sport, though many scholars of the pastime disagree and claim it's no different from a gentle stroll around the local supermarket, only not quite so much fun, because golf doesn't have an Aisle 2 with yellow sticker items, just spiteful little holes drilled into the soil.
'I decided to play golf with a friend,' reader Colin Wallace tells us.
On the third hole Colin's friend turned to him and said: "Let's make this interesting."
So they stopped playing golf.
TV or not TV?
The White Lotus is a popular American comedy-drama, streaming on Amazon.
Reader Jenny Ryan fancied watching it, so suggested to her teenage daughter, Rosie, that they could tune in together.
Without glancing up from her mobile, Rosie said: 'How many episodes?'
'Six, in the first season,' said Jenny.
'Not ready for that kind of commitment,' said Rosie, then continued to gaze at her phone for the next four hours.
Sleep of reason
'Old age is definitely creeping up on me,' sighs reader Sue Wilkinson. 'I was in bed for five minutes when I heard the pizza man cough. Then I realised I'd come into my bedroom for my purse...'
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North Wales Live
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- North Wales Live
The American diner serving burgers bigger than Llandudno's Great Orme
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There are lots of turkey rashers and barbeque sauce on the menu as you might expect, with toppings drawing largely on American Ranch influences, with enough cheese to sink a ship. Every type of burger is listed here. From, simple American style burgers with gherkins and American mustard for £11, to a massive Welsh dragon burger, food challenge, which involves two x 16oz Welsh lamb burgers and enough chili sauce to blow your socks off for £34. There were about twenty-three burgers listed on the menu, with all kinds of strange names such 'Heart Attack' 'Angry Bird' 'King Kong' or the patriotic 'Snowdon Mountain' burger. There were charcoal cooked chicken burgers such as the 'Bob Marley' burger or Cajun spiced and even a tandoori version. Although, I still think they were missing a trick by not having a 'Great Orme' burger. When it comes to burgers, there are some who think, less is more, and even though I didn't see any 'Smash Burgers' on the list? 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The burger was a plump, well- shaped pillow and the seeded bun was sturdy enough not to fall apart in my hands. There were three extra crunchy onion rings placed on the top of a skewer, which was delicately holding the whole thing together. The burger was smoothed in cheese with a primal, charred exterior but was soft and succulent inside. My wife went for her cheese burger to be concealed in a wrap. The results were surprisingly different and delicious, with her version tasting a bit like a big juicy burger kebab. The burger was cut into half and squeezed into the wrap with some salad and a burger sauce. The fries were presented in a mini chip pan fryer and were very morish indeed. The milkshake section was also extra-large and included all the usual suspects along with flavours such as Kinder Bueno, Peanut Butter, Oreo and Nutella. I completed my American dream with a thick and delicious snickers version, which tasted like caramel, peanut butter and chocolate at the same time. 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If you like American classics, such as sloppy burgers, loaded fries and pizzas bigger than a dustbin lid, then you certainly won't be disappointed eating at Dinos. The Facts King Burger £11.00 (Milkshake meal deal) £7 Flake 50p Cheese Burger wrap £11.00 Americano £3.00 Total £32.50 Opening Times: Monday\u00094pm–9:30 pm Tuesday\u0009Closed Wednesday\u00094pm–9:30 pm Thursday\u00094pm–9:30 pm Friday. 4pm–10 pm Saturday\u000912pm–10 pm Sunday\u00094pm–9:30 pm Atmosphere- Despite its central location, the venue was relatively quiet. Car Parking- Some limited street parking nearby. Disabled Access- Some steps into venue and toilet. Plenty of room inside. Service- Attentive service from a waitress who didn't judge us on our guilty food choices. Overall- The American diner serving burgers bigger than the Great Orme, Llandudno. Dinos Llandudno 5 Gloddaeth Street , Llandudno, LL30 2DD
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