It's all French to Boris Johnson
João Vale de Almeida, the EU's former ambassador to the UK, United Nations and United States, launched his memoir The Divorce of Nations at the Portuguese Ambassador's residence in Mayfair on Thursday night, with happy memories of his encounters with former Daily Telegraph Brussels correspondent Boris Johnson in the Brussels press room when he was an EU spokesman in the late 1980s.
The pair would engage in 'frank dialogue', Vale de Almeida said, adding: 'The rule at the time was that you had to ask questions in French and the answers had to be in French. Boris would ask questions about straight bananas in his shaky French and I'd do my best to answer.' This may have led to some of the EU's explanations in Johnson's stories about bonkers Brussels Eurocrats being lost in translation.
Trouble in the West Country where Arron Banks, who is running as the Reform UK candidate to be mayor of the West of England, says the local Green-led council has banned him from referring to himself as 'Banksy'. Banks, one of the original 'Bad Boys of Brexit', who helped fund Nigel Farage's campaign in 2016, says it is 'for fear of upsetting the other 'Banksy' who makes his money from stencilling buildings with witty doodles. Banks is not ruling out legal action.
'I've been called Banksy as a nickname for 40-plus years; the other Banksy is a street artist that illegally paints on property,' he says. Banks is now considering stencilling Bristol council offices with a 'Banksy for Bristol' stencil. 'What's good for the goose, is good for the gander,' he says.
Under-threat hereditary peers lack a North-South balance. 'So far as I am aware, at present we have only one hereditary peer in the House from Yorkshire,' Liberal Democrat peer Lord Wallace of Saltaire told peers. 'The North of England is very under-represented.' Wallace blames 'a tendency for young generations to move to the Home Counties over the years and to go to school in the Home Counties as well. So the regional representation of the hereditaries is not particularly good.'
Time for some levelling-up?
Veteran actor Nigel Havers, 73, about to tour the country in a one-man show called Talking B-ll---s, says: 'I wrote an autobiography a few years back and I wanted to call it B-ll---s, and the publisher said 'You can't say that!' I said, 'Why not? It's not a swear word.' Havers points out that it can be uttered in the House Of Commons.
Havers is right. Former deputy speaker Dame Eleanor Laing ruled in 2021 that 'b-ll---s' was acceptable in a Commons debate if not aimed at another MP.
Shadow chancellor Mel Stride's job is to scrutinise the work of Chancellor Rachel Reeves whenever he can. But the pair get on well, and met for a cup of tea last month. And he does not like the 'Rachel from Accounts' nickname. 'No, I don't particularly,' he told me on GB News' Chopper's Political Podcast yesterday. 'Personally, my kind of politics tends to be a little bit less personalised. I'm more interested in tackling the things that people are doing or not doing.' I fear Stride's decency is from a different political time.
Sunderland's most unlikely celebrity football fan Sir Tim Rice, who grew up in Buckinghamshire and Hertfordshire, has been explaining his allegiance to the North-East club since the age of seven. 'I saw the name Sunderland... a beautiful sounding word, conjuring images of beaches and palm trees. I thought, 'My team's Sunderland!' he says. With the club currently pinning hopes on a Premier League return, Rice says: 'You can change everything in life, but you can't change your football team. I have remained loyal.'
An early Easter egg has been delivered to Salisbury Cathedral, produced by a peregrine falcon in the cathedral tower. Falcons first nested there in the 1860s and are back again after disappearing for 90 years. Members of the congregation are watching the peregrines sitting on the egg on a webcam. But congregants hearing the flap of mighty wings should be advised that it is not necessarily a Lenten angel but more likely a bird of prey looking for some lunch. Ladies of a certain age are advised not to wear rabbit or fox fur to Easter morning communion.
Veteran BBC broadcaster Edward Stourton, 67, tells the Oldie magazine that Radio 4 is getting more middle class. 'I think all of us have become less posh as the years have gone by. When I hear old archive bits of myself, I sound like the Queen.' Still, Stourton is having fun. Asked what he takes with him on his travels, he replies: 'A book. And a sarong, which I wear at home in the evening.' What's wrong with a kilt?
Peterborough, published every Friday at 7pm, is edited by Christopher Hope. You can reach him at peterborough@telegraph.co.uk
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This year, those cash transfers — and many other U.N. aid activities — have stopped, threatening to upend or jeopardize millions of lives. As the U.N. marks its 80th anniversary this month, its humanitarian agencies are facing one of the greatest crises in their history: The biggest funder — the United States — under the Trump administration and other Western donors have slashed international aid spending. Some want to use the money to build up national defense. Some U.N. agencies are increasingly pointing fingers at one another as they battle over a shrinking pool of funding, said a diplomat from a top donor country who spoke on condition of anonymity to comment freely about the funding crisis faced by some U.N. agencies. Such pressures, humanitarian groups say, diminish the pivotal role of the U.N. and its partners in efforts to save millions of lives — by providing tents, food and water to people fleeing unrest in places like Myanmar, Sudan, Syria and Venezuela, or helping stamp out smallpox decades ago. 'It's the most abrupt upheaval of humanitarian work in the U.N. in my 40 years as a humanitarian worker, by far,' said Jan Egeland, a former U.N. humanitarian aid chief who now heads the Norwegian Refugee Council. 'And it will make the gap between exploding needs and contributions to aid work even bigger.' 'Brutal' cuts to humanitarian aid programs U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres has asked the heads of U.N. agencies to find ways to cut 20% of their staffs, and his office in New York has floated sweeping ideas about reform that could vastly reshape the way the United Nations doles out aid. Humanitarian workers often face dangers and go where many others don't — to slums to collect data on emerging viruses or drought-stricken areas to deliver water. The U.N. says 2024 was the deadliest year for humanitarian personnel on record, mainly due to the war in Gaza. In February, it suspended aid operations in the stronghold of Yemen's Houthi rebels, who have detained dozens of U.N. and other aid workers. Proponents say U.N. aid operations have helped millions around the world affected by poverty, illness, conflict, hunger and other troubles. Critics insist many operations have become bloated, replete with bureaucratic perks and a lack of accountability, and are too distant from in-the-field needs. They say postcolonial Western donations have fostered dependency and corruption, which stifles the ability of countries to develop on their own, while often U.N.-backed aid programs that should be time-specific instead linger for many years with no end in sight. In the case of the Nobel Peace Prize-winning WFP and the U.N.'s refugee and migration agencies, the U.S. has represented at least 40% of their total budgets, and Trump administration cuts to roughly $60 billion in U.S. foreign assistance have hit hard. Each U.N. agency has been cutting thousands of jobs and revising aid spending. 'It's too brutal what has happened,' said Egeland, alluding to cuts that have jolted the global aid community. 'However, it has forced us to make priorities ... what I hope is that we will be able to shift more of our resources to the front lines of humanity and have less people sitting in offices talking about the problem.' With the U.N. Security Council's divisions over wars in Ukraine and the Middle East hindering its ability to prevent or end conflict in recent years, humanitarian efforts to vaccinate children against polio or shelter and feed refugees have been a bright spot of U.N. activity. That's dimming now. Not just funding cuts cloud the future of UN humanitarian work Aside from the cuts and dangers faced by humanitarian workers, political conflict has at times overshadowed or impeded their work. UNRWA, the aid agency for Palestinian refugees, has delivered an array of services to millions — food, education, jobs and much more — in Lebanon, Syria and Jordan as well as in the West Bank and Gaza since its founding in 1948. Israel claims the agency's schools fan antisemitic and anti-Israel sentiment, which the agency denies. Israel says Hamas siphons off U.N. aid in Gaza to profit from it, while U.N. officials insist most aid gets delivered directly to the needy. 'UNRWA is like one of the foundations of your home. If you remove it, everything falls apart,' said Issa Haj Hassan, 38, after a checkup at a small clinic at the Mar Elias Palestinian refugee camp in Beirut. UNRWA covers his diabetes and blood pressure medication, as well as his wife's heart medicine. The United States, Israel's top ally, has stopped contributing to UNRWA; it once provided a third of its funding. Earlier this year, Israel banned the aid group, which has strived to continue its work nonetheless. Ibtisam Salem, a single mother of five in her 50s who shares a small one-room apartment in Beirut with relatives who sleep on the floor, said: 'If it wasn't for UNRWA we would die of starvation. ... They helped build my home, and they give me health care. My children went to their schools.' Especially when it comes to food and hunger, needs worldwide are growing even as funding to address them shrinks. 'This year, we have estimated around 343 million acutely food insecure people,' said Carl Skau, WFP deputy executive director. 'It's a threefold increase if we compare four years ago. And this year, our funding is dropping 40%. So obviously that's an equation that doesn't come together easily.' Billing itself as the world's largest humanitarian organization, WFP has announced plans to cut about a quarter of its 22,000 staff. The aid landscape is shifting One question is how the United Nations remains relevant as an aid provider when global cooperation is on the outs, and national self-interest and self-defense are on the upswing. The United Nations is not alone: Many of its aid partners are feeling the pinch. Groups like GAVI, which tries to ensure fair distribution of vaccines around the world, and the Global Fund, which spends billions each year to help battle HIV, tuberculosis and malaria, have been hit by Trump administration cuts to the U.S. Agency for International Development. Some private-sector, government-backed groups also are cropping up, including the divisive Gaza Humanitarian Foundation, which has been providing some food to Palestinians. But violence has erupted as crowds try to reach the distribution sites. No private-sector donor or well-heeled country — China and oil-rich Gulf states are often mentioned by aid groups — have filled the significant gaps from shrinking U.S. and other Western spending. The future of U.N. aid, experts say, will rest where it belongs — with the world body's 193 member countries. 'We need to take that debate back into our countries, into our capitals, because it is there that you either empower the U.N. to act and succeed — or you paralyze it,' said Achim Steiner, administrator of the U.N. Development Program.
