Leslie Jones Names Her Big Problem With Top Trump Folks, With A Brutal Twist
Actor and comedian Leslie Jones pulled no punches on her return to 'The Daily Show' on Wednesday, tearing into President Donald Trump's top allies with a blistering, R-rated monologue.
Jones said her big problem with 'these Trump folks' isn't that they're 'corrupt,' 'evil,' or 'women-hating, racist, unqualified dickheads who couldn't run a Dunkin' Donuts without burning it down' but that they are 'goofy-ass motherfuckers.'
'I thought Reagan was bad, but at least he knew how to talk. I thought Bush was bad, but at least he has a hilarious name. But what do we have now?' she asked. 'JD Vance, RFK Jr. and Elon Musk. I cannot believe America is going to be ended by these fucking loser incels. That's not how I plan to go out.'
Jones slammed Musk, the world's richest man who Trump tapped to gut the federal government via the unofficial Department of Government Efficiency, for his 'goofy shit,' called Health and Human Service Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 'literally, a piece of shit' for his recent sewage-swimming stunt and rebranded Vice President JD Vance as 'JD 'Bitch Ass' Vance.'
She then addressed Trump supporters directly:
'But seriously, this is to the people who voted this shit in. This cannot be what you mean by 'Making America Great Again.' This is a fucking circus. Other countries are laughing at us right now. We've got to get rid of MAGA because they're not making America great again. They're making America goofy asses.'
Watch Jones' full monologue here:
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