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New York Post
5 days ago
- Politics
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: Have experience in nuclear engineering? Check out Iran's new job openings
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Depending on outside circumstances, these positions — and the entire department — may not last long, so interested applicants are encouraged to get in touch as soon as possible. READ MORE Despite not being the result they were looking for, protesters were appreciative of the move from the fast food giant. READ MORE The majority of Democratic officials agreed that escalating political tensions with angry, harsh words is always wrong except for when those words demean Donald Trump. READ MORE According to the liberal parents, the books' bindings were especially creased at pages describing transphobic characters and scenes. READ MORE
New York Post
11-06-2025
- Politics
- New York Post
Best of The Babylon Bee: Hamas agrees to surrender if Europe takes back Greta Thunberg
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Advertisement Thunberg was known to be en route to Gaza by boat, leaving Hamas leaders scrambling to stave off her arrival. READ MORE Advertisement The rowdy group was filmed torching cop cars, looting stores, and waving Mexican flags, providing some 'killer' footage for the 2028 race. READ MORE After the dustup in which the two exchanged numerous insults towards each other on social media, Trump found himself missing Musk. READ MORE Advertisement Bass stated her leaving was completely involuntary, reporting that she simply saw her city burning and, next thing she knew, she was on a plane to Antigua. READ MORE
New York Post
04-06-2025
- Entertainment
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: Elon Musk leaves DOGE for the easier job of sending humans to Mars
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Elon Musk said that he is looking forward for the much more relaxing job of safely transporting people to Mars. READ MORE The United Nations still hopes an agreement can be reached despite that the terms require the continued death on Jews. READ MORE At publishing time, Trump was reportedly playing hardball by also demanding that China provide the secret recipe for General Tso's Chicken. READ MORE Historians discovered the auto-feather while looking through an old storage cupboard in Mt. Vernon. READ MORE
New York Post
28-05-2025
- Entertainment
- New York Post
Best of The Babylon Bee: French prez Macron claims he fell down stairs again
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. 'It's fine. I'm fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?' Macron replied to media questions while gingerly touching a swollen and bruised eye. READ MORE Although witnesses said that they did not hear the South African president agree to watch the film, Ramaphosa was reportedly in good spirits throughout the viewing. READ MORE GOP senators were reportedly surprised to find out that they were joined by their Democrat colleagues, with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer being elated to support the measure. READ MORE As the only entity to actually do Harvard coursework over the past four years, ChatGPT earned both valedictorian and salutatorian honors. READ MORE
New York Post
21-05-2025
- Politics
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: Karine Jean-Pierre insists Joe Biden is cancer-free
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Jean-Pierre assured American citizens that the former president has a clean bill of health, saying that Biden's cancer diagnosis is not really what it seems. READ MORE It appears that one of the WNBA's biggest stars will be indicted for murder after fouling Angel Reese of the Chicago Sky. READ MORE Trump held a press conference to declare war on Mexico just days after its brazen attack on the Brooklyn Bridge. READ MORE MLB commissioner Rob Manfred ultimately allowed the sponsorship, saying that partnering with DraftKings 'just fits the occasion too perfectly.' READ MORE
