EXCLUSIVE Katie Price, 47, reveals the reason behind reprising her iconic Jordan alter-ego as an AI TWIN as she hints fans will see a 'riskier' side that even her OnlyFans doesn't get to see
Katie Price has revealed the reason behind her latest interactive topless AI Jordan creation, sharing fans will get to see a 'riskier' side of her youthful self that even her OnlyFans don't get to see.
The former glamour model, 47, has signed a lucrative contract with American firm OhChat to revive and trademark her old alter-ego Jordan - as an AI twin.
She told MailOnline that her creation would give the public access to a 'risky' archival topless version of Jordan who would be 'available 24/7'.
The 'twin' is said to 'feel so real it actually scares her' as she explained fans now get to see her on Only Fans as she is today but still get access to more 'risky' content from her heyday.
Speaking to MailOnline, Katie said: 'So you get Only Fans of me as I am today, and then you get the AI version of Jordan.'
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'It's literally like real life again, ' she added. She then explained, 'It's the same thing as what I did back in the day.'
'So what I do on OnlyFans, it's my digital twin and obviously Jordan's probably more riskier than what I do myself because Jordan was risky back in the day.'
'Yeah, should be topless. It's all my old archive stuff of Jordan'.
Katie instantly became a pop culture icon after bursting into the public eye as loud-mouthed Page 3 girl, Jordan.
And she has had a very loyal fan base follow her through the years following her catapult to fame.
This latest project with OhChat is one of many different career avenues as she has tried her hand at OnlyFans modelling, singing, presenting, campaigning and reality TV and has become a household name in Britain.
And it's not just her projects that have gone through a journey as Katie subjected her face and body to countless treatments, botox injections, and even reconstruction surgeries.
This year Katie revealed she had undergone her 16th boob job as she previously revealed she desired to be the 'biggest in Britain'.
The 'twin' is said to 'feel so real it actually scares her' as she explained fans now get to see her on Only Fans as she is today but still get access to more 'risky' content from her heyday (pictured in 1997)
Following her confession, Katie checked herself into the Be Clinic in Belgium for the procedure - opting for 2,120 cc implants.
Since she burst onto the modelling scene, Katie has had 16 boob jobs - including both augmentation and reduction surgeries.
She has also had three Brazilian bum lifts, a rhinoplasty, and six facelifts.
But now fans will have access to both Katie's current Only Fans content and her old archival antics from her heyday.
Katie's twin is level two on the platform, which means it will go topless but not full nudity. Fully nudity is level the and other creations on the platform offer this.
Promotional videos shared on social media show Jordan saying in a voice similar to Katie's: 'It's Jordan here. No more looking at those cheeky mags.'
OhChat, which describes itself as 'the leading platform to live out your uncensored dreams through AI-powered text, voice and images.'
Ahead of the launch on Monday, she reassured fans: 'You can have me all for yourself.'
Katie is a frequent flyer to Turkey and Belgium and self-appointed ambassador for body modification
And she has dramatically altered her appearance every year - and, often, multiple times in a single year.
The former Celebrity Big Brother contestant showed off her new teeth - just days after her fans were left shocked by her dramatic weight loss.
Fans have shared their concern with the star as they have regularly pleaded with the performer to seek some advice from a professional.
The many faces of Katie Price: A look back at star's changing features
She instantly became a pop culture icon after bursting into the public eye as loudmouthed Page 3 girl, Jordan.
Having tried her hand at modelling, singing, presenting, campaigning and reality TV, the glamour model quickly became a household name in Britain.
Yet while Katie Price 's moniker will ring a bell for both young and old, you would be forgiven for not recognising the star on sight alone, with Katie famously undergoing numerous cosmetic procedures over the years.
After two decades in the spotlight, Katie is almost unrecognisable from the naturally pretty teenager who burst on to the modelling scene at the age of 16, with her natural curls and fresh-faced beauty winning her an army of fans.
Katie, now 46, has undergone an array of procedures over the years, including rhinoplasty, a silhouette facelift, 3D, veneers, lip fillers and Botox, culminating in her first facelift in 2017.
Now, after two decades under the surgeon's scalpel, MailOnline takes a look at the many faces of Katie Price.
1995 - Barefaced beauty
At the age of 17, Katie Price was a fresh-faced natural beauty looking to make it into the world of glamour modelling.
At a friend's suggestion, the teenager had professional photographs taken and was quickly snapped up by a modelling agency who landed her a Page 3 slot in The Sun newspaper the following year, sparking the creation of her glamour model alter ego, Jordan.
Speaking last year, Katie revealed she was glad that she wasn't exposed to social media at the time as she had 'no idea what Botox was or fillers', otherwise she may have started her tweaks and enhancements at an even earlier age.
1998 - First boob job
Having just turned 20, the rising glamour model experienced her first taste of cosmetic surgery, boosting her 32B cup breasts to a 32C.
The procedure cost £4,500 and it's thought her mum Amy and stepdad Paul helped pay for her to have the procedure.
Katie has since spoken out about her decision to go under the knife, admitting she was 'too young' and that she feels sorry for young girls growing up these days in a world of social media and filters.
1999 - Second and third boob job
Despite having only just increased her breast size, Katie opted to have two more procedures the following year at the age of 21.
Katie boosted her bust from a C cup to a D cup and just a few months later went up again to a F cup.
Katie has previously claimed that she has only paid for two of her boob jobs over the course of her career - it is not known if these were the ones.
2001 - Lip fillers
At the age of 21, Katie had her first cosmetic procedure on her face, opting for lip fillers.
While the glamour model did not confirm the rumours at the time, she was seen sporting a noticeably fuller pout while out enjoying the party scene.
Her overall look had also started drastically transforming, with the model sporting dramatic false lashes, bright lipstick and pale hair extensions.
2004 - Botox
Aged 26, Katie began to experiment with Botox injections that relax the muscles in your face to smooth out lines and wrinkles.
She made no secret of her love of the procedure, announcing at the time: 'I get my forehead and around my eyes Botoxed every six months and I love it. You can't beat it. It just freezes all the wrinkles and that's what you want.'
At the time, Katie insisted she would never take things further and have a facelift, explaining: 'I'd never have a full facelift. I've seen what they can do to people and I don't want to go through that.'
2006 - Fourth boob job
Katie went under the knife yet again to take her F cup breasts up to a G cup.
The glamour model also played around with her overall look and embraced her dark side with a new brunette hairstyle.
She also continued to dabble with fillers and Botox.
2007 - First nose job and veneers
At the age of 29, Katie took her love of surgery to the next level, undergoing rhinoplasty, a chemical peel and treating herself to a £25,000 set of new veneers.
'Oh my God, it burned like hell!' she said at the time. 'The next day I had this hideous red rash on my chin but two days later there wasn't a single spot left.'
Speaking about her nose job at the time, she admitted to liking her original nose, explaining: 'I liked my nose before and now. If I had a cupboard with both noses, I would alternate between them!'
2008 - Fifth boob job
Despite gradually increasingly her bust size over the year, Katie fancied a change on her 30th and brought her bra size back down from an F cup to a C cup.
The procedure meant that Katie had returned to the size of her first boob job 10 years prior.
Katie's changing shape also coincided with the launch of her first clothing line - an equestrian range.
2011 - Sixth boob job
Katie's smaller chest didn't last long, and at age 33 she went back under the knife again to boost her bust to an F cup.
Katie also underwent body-contouring treatment and cheek and lip fillers.
The Loose Women panelist admitted that she loved having her cheeks filled to give her a 'plumper, more youthful look'.
2015 - Seventh and eighth boob job
Just before appearing on Celebrity Big Brother, the reality star had a botched boob reduction that left her with a hole in her breast and an implant protruding from her flesh.
Katie told her shocked housemates: 'I've got no tits anymore. They've gone. There's not even anything there. If you saw what I'm like underneath. The scar's gone septic. My whole implant was hanging out on New Year's Day.'
Shortly after leaving the Big Brother house she underwent corrective surgery and had her implants swapped for a D-cup.
2016 - Ninth boob job and tattooed makeup
Despite her surgery horror the year before, Katie was undeterred and flew to a Brussels clinic to go under the knife yet again, this time settling on a 32GG bust.
The reality star also had her eyebrows and lips tattooed, also known as 'permanent make-up', explaining that she prefers to go make-up free on a day-to-day basis.
Additionally the star has regular facial treatments, last year sharing a bloodied selfie after having a dermal roller micro-needling treatment, which sees a dermaroller with many tiny needles rolled across into the skin - designed to stimulate cells into regeneration.
2017 - First face lift, new veneers and 10th boob job
Despite insisting she would never have a face lift and could rely on Botox, Katie went back on her word undergoing a 'Silhouette' face lift.
The procedure is designed to lift a sagging cheeks and blurred jawline, using 'sutures' implanted under the skin to sculpt features.
However, Katie was soon spotted with puffy features, revealing that she suffered an allergic reaction to anesthetic penicillin after having further work on her veneers. She also had her breast implants reduced from 1000ml implants to 795ml.
2018 - Second face lift
Katie claimed her first face lift had been a botched job and went back under the knife the following year aged 40 to correct it.
She said at the time 'I need to get my face re-corrected after surgeon has totally f**ked my face up', admitting it had
He agent added: 'She had the thread and it really quite distorted her look. She got a lot of backlash, a lot of negative press, a lot of trolling, everyone saying she'd taken it too far, when actually it was a job that had not gone to plan.'
2019 - Third face lift, boob job first Brazilian bum lift and 11th boob job
Katie jetted to Turkey to overhaul her entire look with a full body transformation.
The reality star opted for a face, eye and eyelid lift, Brazilian bum lift along with a tummy tuck.
Just three months later she returned to the clinic and opted for another boob job, going back down to a D cup.
2020 - 12th boob job and another set of veneers
Katie returned to Turkey to have another set of veneers and revealed her real teeth had been reduced to stubs as she flashed a smile on her YouTube channel.
The mother-of-five then jetted to Belgium to correct botched surgery on her breasts, saying her surgeon was utterly shocked by the 'awful' previous procedure.
Katie said: 'They looked deformed, they were absolutely awful. That's the first time I've gone to a different surgeon. I had to go back to Frank with my head down, ashamed that I'd been to another clinic.'
2021 - Liposuction, eye and lid lifts and 13th boob job
Amid the Covid pandemic, Katie jetted off to then red-list Turkey for a complete cosmetic surgery overhaul, undergoing full body liposuction, eye and lip lifts, liposuction under her chin, and fat injected into her bum.
The reality star also visited Belgium to have her 13th boob job as well as full body liposuction with bum fat removal.
The plastic surgery - performed by Dr Frank Plovier - came just five days ahead of the glamour model's sentencing for her shocking drink-drive crash.
2022 - Another brow and eye lift
Katie secretly jetted back to Belgium at the beginning of 2022 for an eye and brow lift and had been concealing her new look with her head in a bandage.
Dr Judy Todd, an aesthetic doctor at Clinica Medica in Glasgow, said: 'It appears like she's had a face lift, temporal brow lift, and possibly an upper blepharoplasty.'
It was reported last month that Katie plans to travel to Turkey imminently for yet more plastic surgery, amid claims she wanted to get some tweaks in after being unhappy with her latest work.
Sian Dellar, Brow Specialist and Founder of Sian Dellar Permanent Makeup Clinic, added: 'Katie's eyebrows, like the rest of her, have changed lots over the years!
'Back in the 90's she had a very thin over plucked brow which was the fashion at the time, and today she has an extremely thick and unnatural looking brow.
'Currently it seems the face or eye lift that she's had have pulled her brows outward which looks unnatural and makes the brows appear almost stretched.
'Of course, as with any enhancement, it's personal preference but we recommend not going too many shades darker, and keeping the shape as natural looking as possible and work to create or enhance brows to frame the face.
'Katie's choice to have them so thick and dark and in that unusual positioning means they dominate her face and are the first thing the eye is drawn to. I would love to see Katie take her brows back to 2015/2016 when the fuller brow became a big trend. She got it right then and they framed her face well.'
2023 - 16th and 'biggest ever' boob job
It's not clear if Katie lost track of the number of breast augmentations or opted to keep some of her surgery private but by 2023 it emerged she'd undergone her 16th boob job, two years after claiming to be on her 13th.
The star went under the knife in a bid to have the 'biggest in Britain' and was subsequently pictured being wheeled into surgery at the Be Clinic in Belgium.
She is said to have wanted even bigger breasts, opting for 2120 CC implants in a bid to boost her already large bust size.
Katie told OK! magazine of her boobs: 'I love them. They healed really quickly and they didn't hurt at all. That probably doesn't help. Because I heal quickly, it doesn't put me off and I have more.
'I would go bigger as well – and I will eventually. I just love having big boobs and a small body. I've always loved that look. In my eyes, if I'm having a boob job, I want them to look fake, I don't want them to look natural. I don't like the natural look.
'I just like that old-school American Playboy pin-up look. When I have surgery, that is what I'm striving for. If I could look like my airbrushed pictures, that would be amazing. But that's impossible to achieve.'
2024 - MORE facial surgery
In July 2024 Katie confirmed she is travelling to Turkey for facial surgery, to be filmed for a new documentary, after failing to attend a bankruptcy hearing.
The former glamour model was absent at a scheduled £760,000 bankruptcy court hearing having flown overseas for her latest cosmetic procedure.
A warrant was subsequently issued, with Katie admitting she's 'doing the best she can' to rectify her financial issues after receiving 'very clear warnings' that she needed to attend court.
2024: Katie confirmed she is travelling to Turkey for facial surgery, to be filmed for a new documentary, after failing to attend a bankruptcy hearing
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