
17 Fails That Deserve A 'You Tried' Sticker
I have been failing so hard lately, I really needed a reminder that I'm not alone. Luckily, the internet is filled with content for any need, including people who tried and failed so spectacularly that their efforts are forever immortalized online. Like this person who attempted to draw Ms. Sabrina Carpenter for their art class:
A+ for effort – I don't knock anyone who's trying!!! But I do love to laugh about it, so here are 16 other people who made me feel a bit better in all my recent failed attempts:
This person who tried to fix their heater themselves because they had COVID and were quarantining, only to trip over a pipe and fall through the ceiling:
This person who thought dyeing the white couch would be a good way to cover up the stains:
Don't show this to J.D. Vance.
This person who tried to hide their Tesla Cybertruck with a Ford decal:
That's one way to do it.
This poor soul who tried to hang a curtain rod on their door, only to realize their issue when they took a step back:
This person's fiancé who was being thoughtful by carrying the paint down to the basement in the new house, only to realize he was carrying waaay too much:
This landlord who gave an apartment building's fallen down fence the ye ol' landlord special:
Good...
...Lord.
And this neighbor who put up a "privacy fence" all by themselves:
Oof.
This person's coworker who thought their mug warmer was a cordless charger:
This person who tried to find an artistic way to store their TP:
"My mom laughed the moment I sent these pics to her."
And this person who was *so close* to getting this felt Piglet right:
This person who got capital C crafty with their Christmas decor:
I love it.
This person who's reselling their dresser and tried brushing it off as just "needs another paint":
"I don't think another coat is gonna fix this."
This person's attempt at a "pallet accent wall":
This mom who tried salvaging a rubber glove:
This wife who spray painted this chair aqua blue, and the husband who's trying to resell it:
They're both guilty here.
This person who fixed a door that didn't fit by just chopping off its bottom:
"Hey, at least it doesn't scrape the floor anymore!"
And lastly, this person who presumably made and is trying to sell their "beautiful" "shell design" trash can on Facebook marketplace:
Man, sometimes ignorance is bliss.

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