My drunken night on the A-list party crawl at the Cannes festival

Halfway through lunch, on the aft deck of a boat, next door to the actual boat from Wes Anderson's film The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, my phone vibrates. It is the people from Louis Vuitton. 'Traffic out of Cannes is going to be very heavy. Are you OK with a helicopter?' Damn right I am OK with a helicopter. Right now, in the intense sunshine, in among the free-flowing champagne and deep into a hangover from last night raging like a warm Styrofoam pelmet around my party-fried cranium, the most 'Cannes' thing to do right now seems to be to get out of Cannes for a few hours.
Obediently I take a car to a chopper pad on the salty, rusty, industrial edge

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